chaos monkeys

Creatures that sit in a room randomly pecking at typewriter keys indefinitely. Give them enough time and they'll type words, sentences, and eventually entire novels and brilliant literary works purely by accident.

Unrelated to actual Earth monkeys.

"I don't have a clue what I should write for this!!"
"Get a few of the chaos monkeys to work on it, they'll eventually make one. Well, that, or Hamlet."

chaos monkeys by Mantarni October 26, 2009

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Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.

The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.

Chaos Monkey by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022

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chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.

Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?

chas monkey by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 2, 2017

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monkey chats

To be on drugs or intoxicated (Irish slang )

That lad is on monkey chats

monkey chats by Calum Gibson July 17, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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