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channel view 

Channel view otherwise known as "channel" is a shit ass school, the principal a bitch, the girls are all treeshes, the boys all whack, the band is better than scholars, and special ed kids masturbate in the bathroom and bring knives into the school.
Some girl:what school you go to??
Me:Channel view
Girl:you a dub, ya principal wears a wig, it's always lopsided too.
channel view by Farrockianboi69 November 17, 2018

only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel 

what most famous youtubers say
some famous youtuber : only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

me : stop please

Channelview 

1. A small Texas town located directly east of Houston.
2. Incorporated never, the town comes with such vibrant history as nothing, and a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
3. Leading national consumer of mobile home furnishings.
4. A prefered nesting ground of illegal immigrants looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
5. A prefered nesting ground of third generation inbreds looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
6. National leader per capita for "cheerleader murdering" mothers.
7. A great place to raise children.
"Whoa, your from Channelview? Isn't that the place where that crazy bitch tried to hire someone to kill some high school girl because the girl made the cheer squad, and her own daughter didn't??! Wow yea..I heard of it..that place hasn't self destructed yet? Thought maybe ARCO would've wiped the place out by now."
Channelview by Nothingman3D October 8, 2008

CHANNELVIEW TEXAS 

you can come here as long as u show some respect, if not then were goin fuck u up. nothing really happens during the day but in the night shit thats when everything happens..the marihuana comes, the tequila, the bitches, EVERYTHING!!! shit throw them CV's up!!!
this one fool ask this vato where he from an vato throws up the CV an says "shit im from CHANNELVIEW TEXAS, ese! Cv hasta la muerte! im down for my shit!" an the fool says "Man, Fuck Channelview!" vato starts beatin the fuck out that fool ... some other vatos in the back just watchin an one them says "man fool, i heard bout that vato..dont fuck him..he's from channelview.." the other vatos "dammmmn orale"

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026