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Channel U

A British music video station dedicated to playing British garage, hip hop and RnB videos. To sum it up simply, the ghetto of music television.

It is characterised by its videos which have relatively cheap production budgets and the editing prowess of an overexcited Media Studies student made by obscure acts and 'crews' who usually just hang around in the background of the video filmed on an estate somewhere trying to look ever so hard to look menacing and killing off any sort of artistic impression the video could leave. The performers are mostly from London and unrepently flood the genre with their lack of originality, talent and their oblivious enforcement of black stereotypes, whilst they dream of being the next Dizzee Rascal/So Solid Crew who will be where in the next 5 years?

You thought Cribs on MTV can't be copied? You obviously haven't seen YARDZ. Now, Yardz is another Channel U production in the basic Cribs format where cameras follow an 'urban music celebrity' around their homes. A far cry from the real celebrities in the mansions, Yardz tends to feature small city houses with barely room for a camera crew to fit and the obligatory chavved up mess of a car parked up. True budget television.

Also home of one of the funniest shows on television, The Westwood Show - a poorly made production for DJ Tim Westwood who's ego goes into overdrive as he fills an hour of programming time with the delusions of him being a celebrity with his own show.
Oiiiiii blad, watch out, we're gonna be on channel U soon yeh, watch out for our video, we're gonna be BIG!

Wow. They filmed that video near my house!

*50 Cent's - What Up Gangsta*
What up WESTWOOOOOD *booooooom*

I have to make a video for my media studies project... I'll send it in to Channel U.

ITS THE WESTWOOD SHOW TAKING OVER CHANNEL U. Check this yeah, this is a Channel U exclusive. Me and my boys are rolling down to do this heavy set in Slough. Its the jump off baby.
by Seek aka Powerslider October 21, 2004
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My future YT channel UwU

Hoi I will be talking about my future YT channel(Warning! This is going to be very long). My YT channel will have Willam Afton, Clara Afton, Elizabeth Afton, Michael Afton, Chris Afton, Me Afton/ Izzy Midorya Afton, Izuku Afton, Mina Afton, Jiro Afton, and Marinette Afton, Mha/ My hero academia, and Mlb/ Miraculous ladybug. Ships: Willam x Clara, Glichtrap x Vanny, Mikey x Ennard, Eli x Charlie x Cassidy, Me x Bakugo, Chris x Nightmare x Nightmare Fredbear, Mina x Denki, Marinette x Adrain, Jiro x Momo, and Zuzu/ Izuku x Todo/Todoroki. On to the villains UwU! Toga x Tsu x Uraraka and Dabi x Hawks The rest are single pringles, me, Zuzu/ Izuku, cherry/Bakugo, Uraraka, Jiro, and Mina are villans so you know the ships. On to Avatar ships! ( Yes I'm going to include Avatar -w-) Katara x Aang, Sokka x Suki, Toph is a single pringle, and Zuko x Mai x Ty Lee, The rest are single pringles UwU. Next is Mha, Kiri/ Kirishima x Yuyu/ Yua/ Used to be a brat. Will contain songs. Warning! Kissing and some blood.
Me: Have you heard! I'm having a future YT channel! It will be called My future YT channel UwU Jk Its going to be ✪Its Izzy Midorya Afton✪
*Uri sleeping on toga*
Toga: Nice, Am I in it?
Me: duh everyone is in it
Toga: Nice
by Its_Evelyn_Afton_U^U_ May 6, 2021
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back-up channel

There are usually "back-up channels" in which to people use in times when all other channels are on adverts. This saves people from being bored and changing activity to going outside or reading.
Dude - "I'm so glad we have this back-up channel.. i mean police camera action is pretty boring but i'm glad we're not watching some shitty adverts.
Dude-et - "yeah the adverts these days are just all for freakin injury lawyers.."
by Jonny Clarke July 5, 2009
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ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

A phrase said by childern after killing someone in Minecraft
HAHA I KILLED U
ur bad lol sub to my yt channel
by Zoom_Zilla September 18, 2018
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Upper channel touch

IN reference to trqading, but when one is playing with the clit.
I got to sex by starting with the Upper channel touch.
by dayTrade February 20, 2019
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Universal Channel

The channel that, when nothing is on, you always put on, in hopes that something good will come on it sooner or later.
Guy 1: Ugh...There's nothing on TV!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...
by AimeeKeiko August 28, 2009
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Unnatural History Channel

A homophobic Monster Hunter youtube channel known for making Monster Hunter ecology videos no one gives a shit about. His first video is the Rathalos and Rathian ecology videos that overall is just defending the Raths on why they suck ass. Go fuck yourself you bri'ish piss bucket, your videos are wrong and no one gives a shit.
"Wow, check out this guy named Unnatural History Channel, he has good videos and content on zoology an-" "Who tf cares."
by ChuckIenuts February 24, 2022
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