Chalk the Cue

The act of sexually assaulting a cremated person with a penis. It is similar to chalking a pool cue, but a penis instead of a cue and a cremated person's ashes instead of chalk.

I heard your mother was cremated last week. I'll miss fucking her, but I guess I can still chalk the cue.

by lameracist December 15, 2014

Chalk the cue

When your significant other takes out their glass eye and you gently insert the head of your cock into the socket in an effort to attempt a traditional "skull fuck" of some sort.

When Ron Jeremy met Sandy Duncan, he thought he might need a minute to chalk the cue.

by The Nature Boy August 11, 2008

chalk the cue

Placing shit on the tip of your dick, either by anal sex or dipping it directly in shit.

Gloria shit on the ground so I could chalk the cue before I put some Dirty English on he.

by OEric January 8, 2009

Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...

"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"

by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017