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chair day 

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)
Person1: here’s your chair day present

Person2: oh no

*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021

Police: why did you push her

Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok πŸ˜πŸ˜‰
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig

(Pig= police)
chair day by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day
Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

Chin connie day 

On October 5th everyone around the world has permission to hit anyone called connie in the chin
Yo did you not know it was chin connie day, i just hit some bitch!
Chin connie day by Suckurmarj October 4, 2020

National Chin Hickey Day 

May 11 - when you give a hickey on your significant others chin
parker: β€œyo, today is national chin hickey day… get to goin!”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.