The leader singer for the band peach pit, Neil, recounted a story about his trip to Indonesia where a guide named Chagu would say “We gotta sideturn sometime” which he went on to find was snorting crystal meth off of Chagu’s knuckles. So the meaning feeling like Chagu is feeling fucked up.
"Bro, I justtook a huge rip, and now I'm feeling like Chagu"
A modified corn dog, regarded as a delicacy in Bangladesh.
To produce a chag dog, one must acquire a frozen Sonic corn dog (at least two weeks old), remove and eat the cornbread, and then penetrate their anus with the hotdog. The hotdog cannot be removed from said anus until the digested cornbread is reunited 36 hours later.
Often served with a side of honey mustard.
Jared: "Dude, that was a crazy party last night"
Brayden: "Yeah man, I took the fattest chag dog"
Jared: "Fuckin legend"
A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"
guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.