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Cesero is a loving caring guy but when he needs to be he'll be nasty and defensive which can sometimes be a good thing as he is normally like this because he's looking out for the ones he love.

Cesero is a big spender but he works hard in order to be a big spender.

Cesero is just a great guy and if you ever meet one never let go!
Amy: "i'm dating a cesero"
Mom: "What? A cesero, you're so lucky!"
cesero by T♡ November 29, 2021
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lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.
Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.
lunchmeat caserole by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
The perfect, literal example of a piece of shit. This is the absolute worst computer component ever conceived by the hands of man. Sure, it LOOKS good with 2.4-2.7 Gigaherz of speed, but its insanely small L1 and L2 cache, not to mention the INCREDIBLY slow FSB, Celerons are useless. There is lag time for even the most little of tasks. Even though Celerons are made for people who are not computer-savvy and who just like to email and surf the web and do Microsoft Word and stuff, they aren't even good at doing that! Fuck Intel for making it.
Leroy: "Hey, I want a cheap computer. I'm thinking of getting a Celeron processor."

Hugh: "I've had one for 2 1/2 years so far. I've been saving up for a while to get a REAL computer. Trust me, opening FireFox gives me 100% CPU usage and incredible lag time. "More than one application running at a time with ease"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Yeah, switching between Windows Media Player 11 and FireFox gives me (again) 100% CPU usage and lag. Want to play games? Well, fuck. That's too bad for you. It can't handle StarCraft (8 years old), WoW, or even Call of Duty. "Counter-Strike Source"? Oh, my God. You can play CSS.... if you like 9 frames per second on EVERY FUCKING LEVEL."

Leroy: "Damn... I'd be better off with a Pentium 2"

Hugh: "From now on, don't ever mention Intel products to me.... ever. Just go with AMD."
celeron by LOL, Internet August 17, 2006
Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.
Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

caserous 

A relationship that blends aspects of a casual relationship (no strings, random physical interactions) and a serious relationship (dedicated partner, formal exchanges like "I love you," etc). A caserous relationship often begins when two people want a serious relationship, but aren't ready to mentally acknowledge it.
"Linda and I are in a rather caserous relationship"
caserous by endlessmonkeys November 2, 2009

ceterosexual 

someone who experiences sexual/romantic attraction only to nonbinary people.
“Sally is only attracted to nonbinary people, she’s probably a ceterosexual.”
A processor manufactured by Intel that is actually made from celery, hence the name.
Guy1: Why is you Celeron processor so slow?
Guy2: It's made out of celery, give it a break
celeron by Scorch100 July 21, 2007