After I ate a whole catfish with the head on before the Nascar race, I stabbed Mark, Dak and Kelly with my catfish bones.
by hippity hoo October 3, 2007
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A dirty fish that folk fry and eat with the head on.
Joel, that catfish still has the head on!!!
by Dak December 4, 2003
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Bearded Lady, hairy woman, women with lots of facial hair
Check that catfish out she's hairier than Jesus
by tonydenver May 6, 2010
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Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.
Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!
by waterdude125 September 2, 2010
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At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.
Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!
by Peter February 24, 2004
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A distorted version of the italian "capisce", meaning "do you understand?". First used in the Simpsons.
If you don't shut up, I'll kill you. Catfish?
by Hugga January 4, 2005
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A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.
Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.
by vatonyjmu1978 November 13, 2007
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