A catfish is a person whose IQ is at least 200 points lower than his or her body weight in lbs.
The female catfish (beached whale) believed that the hot, happening guy with the 6-pack was desperately in love with her even though they had never met or talked in person.
by honstopinionxxx June 23, 2015
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A ugly mf in person but fine asf on Social Media
Folks she a damn Catfish, stay away from her ass.
by Joey Marsh November 03, 2017
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A. A male or female who, when intoxicated, reverts to a primitive state in which they blindly wonder around looking for someone to fuck. Usually these sloppy-drunk animals sift through a series of rejections until some poor, skanky soul gives it up. While in "catfish mode," these individuals aren't thinking logically, and will only react to the prospect of immediate ejaculation.
"Aaron went with that skank to the strip club in the hood just to try and nail her."

Yea, he was tryin to smash with everyone last night.

"Too bad he pissed himself, she was DTF. She left him at her friends place to go fuck her ex."

What a Catfish.
by moneymike69 November 21, 2011
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A woman so very dedicated to her work or studies that she begins to have wrinkles on her mouth, reminiscent of a catfish. Can normally be seen in law school, but is full-fledged visible in the legal practice.
Damn, that chick's a catfish
by nadime February 02, 2008
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A person that conspicuously leads another on to an idea of affection when there is none.
Alysona totally catfished me. She is a catfish.
by Toepuka November 17, 2015
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Somebody who uses a fake profile, photos, and personality and pretend to be someone they're not, to fool people or a specific person over social media.
He used the profile of 14yo "Billy" to cover up the fact he was a 50yr old catfish.
by sherleec February 22, 2017
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