catching a case 

When you are interested in someone who is much younger than you; very much illegal

boy 1 (senior in highschool) : damn you're cute, can i get your snap?
girl 1: sure!
boy 1: so you like a junior....like 16?
girl 1: No! haha I'm 14, a freshman
boy 1: that's catching a case, sorry lemme know when you're 16

catching a case by lolswagmaster2014 May 31, 2018

Catching A Case 

When you're online with someone and they say something sexual too you, and you get this grippling feeling they're not of age so you ask their age to find out they're under 18. This is where you come to realize you're Catching A Case.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey girl, you sound hot. You mind if i inject maple syrup in your ass?
Person 2: sure.. wait, how old are you?
Person 1: i'm 16 and have alot to give.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, bye.

Example 2:
Person 1: I lied about my age, but i hope you'll still love me for me. I'm not 21, I'm 13.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, and we can't co-exist together anymore. *blocks person*

Example 3:
Person 1: I'm impressed you're grand champ on RL, maybe you could teach me to get good.
Person 2: Yea sure, but it's going to take a while.
Person 1: Baby, I got time for you.
Person 2: .. How old are you?
Person 1: 15, 16 next month.. you got snap?
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, gotta go bye.

Catching A Case by Amish Stalker May 5, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016