catchers mitt

an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.

Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.

by Malgeo December 11, 2007

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A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 18, 2008

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1.) Whatever device one uses in order to prevent an ejaculation from reaching nearby surfaces.

"Uh oh, where's my catchers mitt?!"

"Don't worry, I brought mine"

by Trashbiscuit July 14, 2006

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The guy in a fight takes all the punches. A bad fighters that always looses.

spectator: That guy was a real catchers mitt. Did he even get a punch in?

by mapleleafman January 22, 2008

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catcher's mitt

1.) A chic with some long-ass mud flap pussy lips...you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt...it'll swallow your dick whole.

I was gonna eat that pussy, until she opened up her legs...that shit was like a catcher's mitt! Wrinkly, overused, and abused.

by Harry November 02, 2004

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A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 05, 2004

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Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt

by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019

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