cat the pat
it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat
and that random hobo was me
and that random hobo was me
cat the pat by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021
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Tom The Cat PATBWW
A 15 year old special-ed student who treats Thunderbolt24 The SSBU Gamer like he’s a gift from god. To him, Fireghost is more important than anyone else in his life, especially his parents, who think Tom is a waste of sperm.
User 1: Who is Tom The Cat PATBWW?
User 2: some sped who argues with PlayerColton2k on YouTube, and treats another person named Fireghost like he’s a gift from god
User 2: some sped who argues with PlayerColton2k on YouTube, and treats another person named Fireghost like he’s a gift from god
Tom The Cat PATBWW by mrberenisp4d0 January 2, 2025
Patches the cat
Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.
Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.
Patches the cat by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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