cat puke 

Female ejaculation

Dude ryan when that girl squirted it looked like cat puke, ya kenny she needs to shave that bush

cat puke by kenny March 18, 2004

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke 

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke by QuacksO August 4, 2018