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Cat Points

(n)- A term that closely relates to the sarcastic saying "Bonus Style Points." This is said when somebody does something (verbally, physically, or other wise electronically communicates) that makes the person from who the action originated from look exponentially stupid, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informal thick, dim, dimwitted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded or other wise daft.
Mike:"Haha! Look at Cat! She just fell over a snow bank!"
Joe: "She gets major Cat Points!"
Cat Points by Edguardo Remaraez August 18, 2009
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Cat points

Cat points are something you give someone when referring to giving them pussy/vagina/sex.
You can also earn cat points if someone has good rizz or is complimenting you
Girl, you two were flirting so much, your going to give him your cat points soon.
Or
Yeah man, I was talking to her all night, think I earned some cat points
Cat points by Skettyflaps March 31, 2024

Lynx Point Siamese cat 

The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass
"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"

"Who's bob"

"My lynx point Siamese cat"
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