cat jesus 

Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab

Wow that slab is very cat jesus

cat jesus by Oh yeah yeah Zorrorz is great March 9, 2019

cat jesus 

Cat Jesus; also known as mac daddy (see mac daddy definition). Cat Jesus is a mystical being, with glowing ears. It makes beautiful music, that most will never hear, nor appreciate. Cat Jesus is also very wise

"Oh, how I wish I would have listened to Cat Jesus."

cat jesus by sugarmarylis May 8, 2018

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

jesus cat cracking christ by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Jesus cat 

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

Jesus cat by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008