Cat Farmer 

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.

I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..

Cat Farmer by johnnycomic September 19, 2012

cat farmer 

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.

Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.

cat farmer by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

catformers

Catformers is a cat that has evolved from a human cat, who is rarely transformed from a normal human house cat.
The cat's evolving circumstances are as follows: Owner must be a Anime weeb level 999, must have watched 2 or more Anime series, must have in some way watched hentai, has begun to use nya instead of meow all of the time.

Catforming cats have a tendency to evolve into a real anime chick, who can tease any human being into marrying them. And then slowly kill them in their sleep after seducing them to watch their favorite anime with their new waifu.

the catformers cats can then transform into a human house cat again, and find a new home to rinse and repeat.

Person 1: Oh my, have you heard the new "real-life waifu" accident?
Person 2: You mean the one dead weeb guy who was found dead wanking to Anime? What a poor loner.
Person 1: They apparently found a note saying "cat forme-" or something and some cat footprints outside.
Person 2: Sounds like something from transformers and a fantasy movie. Well, Catformers, sounds kinda cool?
Person: 1 Heh, the "catformers accident" ... hmm, that sounds much cooler ngl.

catformers by Electrocute4u July 4, 2019