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cat facts 

A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.
1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
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1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.
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Cat facts 

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.
So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!
Cat facts by Abe gold April 10, 2017
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
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Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
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a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026