cat chur 

some thing that cat want to snack and it is delicous

my cat want cat chur

cat chur by eugne December 15, 2021

cat churn 

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

cat churn by Jalopy August 21, 2023

The Church of the Night Time Cat 

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

The Church of the Night Time Cat by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011