Carv 

Epic internet uberossity. Totally pwns the shit out of life. Not to be fucked with. Maintains the order of the universe.

Damn, Carv bant me again, and there's nothing I can do about it!

Carv by blashkev October 8, 2008

Carv! 

A mythical internet superpower and legendary mashup/remix artist of epic proportions. He/she works exclusively with songs by blink-182, Angels and Airwaves and +44, and is known to have released approximately 10 songs, including Should I?, Forever and After and Do it for the Kids.

Dude, have you gotten that Do it for the Kids album? It has a shitload of Carv! songs.

Carv! by KC_trimble December 6, 2009

throat carver 

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015

Carvooning 

The art of combining two crafts: cartooning and carving

John Marshall is the founder of carvooning. He has a great talent and passion for taking cartoon caricatures and carving them into wood.

Carvooning by Marshall, J. March 25, 2019

Pumpkin Carver 

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

Carve your pumpkin by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

carver clark 

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

carver clark by asianblackkid June 3, 2016