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Carv!
A mythical internet superpower and legendary mashup/remix artist of epic proportions. He/she works exclusively with songs by blink-182, Angels and Airwaves and +44, and is known to have released approximately 10 songs, including Should I?, Forever and After and Do it for the Kids.
Carv! by KC_trimble December 6, 2009
throat carver
An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.
Can be used singular or plural.
That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015
Carvooning
John Marshall is the founder of carvooning. He has a great talent and passion for taking cartoon caricatures and carving them into wood.
Carvooning by Marshall, J. March 25, 2019
Pumpkin Carver
Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018
Carve your pumpkin
To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"
In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.
Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.
Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
Carve your pumpkin by rarganCCS October 29, 2012
carver clark
Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.
carver clark by asianblackkid June 3, 2016
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.