cart tard 

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.

I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.

cart tard by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007

tard cart 

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.

Whats better than riding the short bus? not being retarded!

tard cart by anonymous April 15, 2003

tard cart 

Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.

Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"

tard cart by Me March 25, 2003

tard cart 

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.

Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.

tard cart by white mamba December 14, 2006

Tard Cart 

Another name for a wheelchair

Look there Olivia and Emily go,,! Off in their tard carts!

Tard Cart by Jamie123bbwen January 16, 2011

tard cart 

A Van, usually White, with "scope" written on the side, that carries retarded people round cos they are too retarded to get there themselves

look.....a tard cart....full of retards

tard cart by Robs April 8, 2003

tard cart 

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

tard cart by brett June 5, 2005