cart tard

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.

I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.

by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007

tard cart

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.

Whats better than riding the short bus? not being retarded!

by anonymous April 15, 2003

tard cart

Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.

Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"

by Me March 25, 2003

tard cart

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.

Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.

by white mamba December 14, 2006

Tard Cart

Another name for a wheelchair

Look there Olivia and Emily go,,! Off in their tard carts!

by Jamie123bbwen January 16, 2011

tard cart

A Van, usually White, with "scope" written on the side, that carries retarded people round cos they are too retarded to get there themselves

look.....a tard cart....full of retards

by Robs April 8, 2003

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005