carpet angel 

After sex when cum leaks out and, goes on the carpet therefore killing possible children making them angels in your carpet.

He pulled out last night during sex, now I have carpet angels in my living room.

carpet angel by 10eswenson July 27, 2017

Carpet Angel 

An extremely attractive lesbian.

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."

Carpet Angel by Septiv May 15, 2011

Carpet Angels 

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.

Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.

Carpet Angels by Woobey June 25, 2016

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