carpet shark

A pet ferret.

Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.

My carpet shark is an albino. He also keeps hiding my keys in the mattress.

carpet shark by MUCHAS SMOOCHES August 21, 2004

carpet shark

A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie

I was certain I had not smoked it all so I carpet sharked looking for a shard.

carpet shark by weareclay June 7, 2016

Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

Carpet Shark by jbszee December 19, 2008

carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

carpet shark by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

Carpet Shark by Paul P June 25, 2004

Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

Carpet Shark by jbszee December 19, 2008

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

Carpet Shark by TrashyCure October 4, 2016