death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

death of carnie by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007

mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

Feral Carnie 

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

Feral Carnie by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Carnelle 

The name of the most amazing girl in the entire universe. It's not hard to fall in love with this girl. She's the cutest thing your eyes will ever experience. She's beautiful, has a great personality, and gets along with people well. Along with that, she has a hot body. Girls like her are rare to find these days. Girls want to be her. Guys will do anything to get her attention. If you're lucky enough to have her, cherish her and never let her go.

Carnelle is perfect.

I've never met anyone as amazing as Carnelle before.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Carnelle across the street and the first thing I noticed was her nice ass.. personality!!
Guy 2: Damn!!!!

Carnelle by ilycarnelle4eva March 16, 2013

Carnilingus 

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.

I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

Carnilingus by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009

carliel

very cool and segsy man and the coolest person

carliel

carliel by zowey momma January 30, 2021

carnielurker 

Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.

Carnielurker likes to ride his bike home from work.

carnielurker by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006