A man who is not really a man.
He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
by Profound Observations July 10, 2025
A human cockroach named Carl. One who shits in elevators. One who eats your lunch, steals your children's snacks, and nibbles on your eyelashes and fingernails while you are sleeping. Also, steals your money, collects child support to spend on himself and scuttles around on the floor like a coward.
"look at that pile of shit - Carl must have been here."
"Dude, that's a bunch of really tiny shits everywhere. It was a carlroach."
"Disgusting !"
"Dude, that's a bunch of really tiny shits everywhere. It was a carlroach."
"Disgusting !"
by Alleged-Leigh January 08, 2024
A father who fights for custody of his child for the sole purpose of receiving child support to support himself behind the facade of supporting the child. This term presumably originated from a family court case where the father won P&RR, and then he went after the mother for an exorbitant amount of child support while hiding his own income. The term is fitting because cockroaches are cowardly, sneaky, fulfill no responsibilities of their own, and they eat our children's food.
Omg, I can't believe my baby daddy just filled for custody. He's such a carlroach - I mean, he would't even answer his phone when I called him from the hospital!
by Effin Fantastic December 27, 2023
Cockroach: "Hi, I'm Carl."
"You're a Carlroach!"
Cockroach: "No, please! I'm just a regular cockroach!"
Stomp! Smush!
"You're a Carlroach!"
Cockroach: "No, please! I'm just a regular cockroach!"
Stomp! Smush!
by Read it! December 29, 2023
1. An irresponsible man who neglects his children, but simultaneously fights for custody
2. An insult to a cockroach
2. An insult to a cockroach
1. That guy is such a a Carleoach!
2. Person: "look, a Carlroach!"
Cockroach: "Dude, that was totally uncalled for!"
2. Person: "look, a Carlroach!"
Cockroach: "Dude, that was totally uncalled for!"
by Double take July 11, 2025
a white trash dude who conveniently forgets his wallet so that his girlfriend has to pay for his dinner or drinks.
Carl: Oh, sorry Babe, I forgot my wallet at home. can you spot me a 20?
Babe: Again??
Random dude in the group of friends: Who brought the Carlroach?
Everyone except Carl: laughter with a tone of disgust and loud boos.
Babe: Again??
Random dude in the group of friends: Who brought the Carlroach?
Everyone except Carl: laughter with a tone of disgust and loud boos.
by SuperWordNerd January 04, 2024