When your driving in your car whether it be alone or with a group of friends and you suddenly get an erection that wont go away. There is only one solution to this problem...The CarJack. Which is rubbing one out without your passengers knowing or crashing.
"Dude I was on the road for 9 hours and I totally CarJacked."
"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"
"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"
"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"
"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"
"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"
"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"
"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"
"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"
"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"
"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"
by foSho and Hasselhoff November 30, 2009
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Get the CARJACK mug.by fisty macgee October 27, 2008
Get the carjack mug.You spot a guy drinking a Guinness. When he is close to halfway finished with the drink, you go up to the bar next to the person, order a small shot of Baileys and Jameson, drop your shot glass into his glass, shoot it, and walk away.
Guy drinking a pint of Guinness: "What the hell was the that about?!!!"
Irish Carjacker: "YOU JUST GOT IRISH CARJACKED!!!"
Irish Carjacker: "YOU JUST GOT IRISH CARJACKED!!!"
by DirtyPoe November 23, 2011
Get the Irish Carjack mug.Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.
Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016
Get the cartjacked mug.Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
by Strahany June 29, 2019
Get the Colac Carjacking mug.1.) An error in spelling that makes it impossible for the word to be deciphered.
2.) Someone who makes many spelling errors, either because they are truly stupid, or because they are typing too quickly.
2.) Someone who makes many spelling errors, either because they are truly stupid, or because they are typing too quickly.
Carjak: "ho wdid u doin u race"
Interpretation: "ho, did you doing you race?"
Reponse: "YOU CALLIN' ME A HO?!?"
Wow, Emma is such a carjak. She IMs people all the time in her fragmented nine-year-old English.
Interpretation: "ho, did you doing you race?"
Reponse: "YOU CALLIN' ME A HO?!?"
Wow, Emma is such a carjak. She IMs people all the time in her fragmented nine-year-old English.
by LOLspam April 30, 2008
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