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cardboard crotch
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When jizz has dried on the crotch of your
underwear
, leaving the
material
as
stiff as
cardboard
"Is this
pair of
boxers
clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got
cardboard
crotch."
by
thefunkychicken
May 3, 2009
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