Captain Picard 

Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.

Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.

Captain Picard by nighthawk41 May 7, 2009

Captain Picard 

The captain of the U.S.S Enterprise NCC-1701D. The best fucking Starfleet captain (next to kirk...duhhh...). Probably the only captain that would be able to face down Captain Kirk and live to tell about it.

(Speaking about First Officer)
Captain Picard: He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions.
Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4...
Picard: Mr. Data...
Data: Sir?
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: to the wedding guests 15 years I've been waiting to say that.

Captain Picard by XxNight_Fury May 15, 2011

Captain Picard 

Another way to describe a womans genital area that has been shaved

"So you finally got a piece of Ashley, huh? She take care of things down there or what?"

"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"

Captain Picard by Cgjawz June 17, 2021

Captain Picard 

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

Captain Picard by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.

Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"

Captain Picard does a jig by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009

Captain Jean-Luc Picard 

The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.

Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Captain Jean-Luc Picard by wtf___xandrasON April 25, 2006

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009