The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.
by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005
by Eric January 07, 2005
A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
by Mike Oxlong April 09, 2004
by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 11, 2004
by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008
(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
by merulian July 24, 2008
When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
by Booyakasha! March 29, 2011