Captain Morgan 

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.

Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!

Captain Morgan by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011

Captain Morgan 

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

Captain Morgan by Claire November 15, 2004

captain morgan 

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.

Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.

captain morgan by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005

captain morgan 

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

captain morgan by Eric January 7, 2005

Captain Morgan 

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

Captain Morgan by relive2usfate July 9, 2011

Captain Morgan 

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

Captain Morgan by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

Captain morgan 

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

Captain morgan by Surakusa April 22, 2008