captain bro 

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!

Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!

captain bro by Skyking007 October 12, 2015

captain bro 

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!

Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!

captain bro by Skyking007 October 12, 2015

captain save a bro 

1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!

captain save a bro by RelationshipGoals101 May 12, 2016

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.

'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

Captain Brownsword by Stumper steve May 29, 2009

captain Brown eye 

An other term for a persons anus.

"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"

captain Brown eye by Wicked_M4 April 26, 2006

Captain Brown 

Jonathon Early, commander, chief, captain of all that you can see.. Thats brown anyway.

Jonathon Early is captain brown

Brown captain, Jonathon Early is.

Captain Brown by Ape of death January 12, 2011

Captain Brownhead 

When a man sticks his penis in another person's anus, covering the head in shit, and pulls it out and mushroom slaps them across the face with it, leaving a brown mark on their head. It must be followed with the phrase, "YAR HAR! I BE CAP'N BROWNHEAD!!"

Did you hear that Sally got a captain brownhead from John???

Captain Brownhead by TrMaLa November 8, 2007