capsule cruncher Share definition Flag A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water. " I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!" capsule cruncher by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024 0 0 Get merch Get the capsule cruncher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch