capsule cruncher

A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.
" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"
by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 15, 2024
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capsule cruncher

When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.
Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"

Jerry: "I chew them, why?"

Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"
by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 24, 2024
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