Canyoned

Having sex with a girl in the ass. Based on the act of inserting one's dick inside of a girl's "Canyon" or ass in this case.

I swear. On Everything. I have never Canyoned her.

by MitchTits January 23, 2011

Grand canyoned

The way that Robert Wesley jones destroyed Sophie’s pussy.

Reggie grand canyoned that pussy last night

by Queefmister October 17, 2022

Canyonero

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.

1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.

by Jason Beale November 20, 2005

canyoneer

A bad ass explorer that descends down wet and dry canyons. They are often masochists, because the nature of the sport often entails difficult on and off trail hiking, scrambling, climbing, jumping, rappelling and swimming.

The canyoneer was caught in a hydraulic, so we threw him a rope and pulled his ass out.

by artista8 June 15, 2017

Canyonesque Vagina

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
...

by JizMasterZero October 12, 2006

man cannoned

A special phrase for when a girl(or guy)dumps their boyfriend in a brutal way.

Person 1:Hey what happened to Ben?
Person 2:His girl just man cannoned him this morning.
Person 1:.....ouch.

by Cellie November 12, 2007

cannoned

Verbally shut down, counterpointed by overwhelming evidence, or just zinged badly.

You got NO neck, ya house got NO ceiling, you eat chicken with NO meat, and ya window IS ya front door.

Oooohh cannoned!

by Ben Berkowitz March 19, 2008