The surname given to a Colombian legend. A Cantillo is a pure savage, one who tortures the mind to such a degree, that it is impossible for chance to respond. His Colombian heritage will always be the medium to which he lives and dwells on others. No matter what you say to him, Colombia will always be superior. He will convince you to release your sins and fall into his realm of Colombian appreciation. There is absolutely nothing you can do to convince him wrong about any subject, because you, in fact, are in the wrong, every time.
Beware, he will never eat.......never sleep........and never stop throwing insults at you.
Beware, he will never eat.......never sleep........and never stop throwing insults at you.
ex.
Friend 1: "Hey, where do you want to go this weekend?
Cantillo: " Excuse me, what kind of insensible dumb-ass would suggest anywhere other than Bogota, Colombia. I hope you and your stupid family fly to somewhere else other than Colombia and have a horrible time. There is nothing greater than Colombia; we are the start and result of everything sacred on this planet. Pangea was created from here, Donkeys roam our streets looking for computer science internships, robot chickens have sex with each other on the streets at noon, our president is the most interesting man in the world and finally, the red coloration on our flag is covered with the blood of our fallen soldiers defending our nation from the evil that is, western-skinny jeans. We are more superior in every way possible, so shut your mouth, fill it with Platanos and EAT IT!!!
Friend 1: "K"
Friend 1: "Hey, where do you want to go this weekend?
Cantillo: " Excuse me, what kind of insensible dumb-ass would suggest anywhere other than Bogota, Colombia. I hope you and your stupid family fly to somewhere else other than Colombia and have a horrible time. There is nothing greater than Colombia; we are the start and result of everything sacred on this planet. Pangea was created from here, Donkeys roam our streets looking for computer science internships, robot chickens have sex with each other on the streets at noon, our president is the most interesting man in the world and finally, the red coloration on our flag is covered with the blood of our fallen soldiers defending our nation from the evil that is, western-skinny jeans. We are more superior in every way possible, so shut your mouth, fill it with Platanos and EAT IT!!!
Friend 1: "K"
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Excessive consumption of lambic beers is known to adversely affect the digestive system, often causing unintentional venting of highly liquescent excrement. One who has suffered such an outburst is said to have 'Cantiloons'.
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