canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.
We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.
by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008
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talking to the canoe driver

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.
by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014
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canoe boat driver

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.
by shane shane shane July 07, 2006
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