The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.
by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.
by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.
by shane shane shane July 07, 2006
