candy bar 

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.

"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"

candy bar by Phucker January 17, 2007

candy bar 

one who has a wrenkley penis

chris has a candy bar.

candy bar by lil wang jones February 1, 2004

candy bar 

an old wrinkley penis

chris has a candy bar.

candy bar by tom tims February 1, 2004

candy bar 

A stupid fuck that hops around on one foot while playing the saxaphone and says he opes coner gets eaten by a ghetto bear.

MmMmMmMmMMmMm... Candy Bar

candy bar by coner October 17, 2003

candy bar 

(n.) a “bar” or line in a rap song that has little substance, usually written by a candy rapper

That rapper can really flow but I didn’t understand a word of those candy bars

candy bar by khadijah1 May 9, 2020

candy bar 

A candy bar is something that someone gives to you as an answer to a long-asked question.

Candy bar is the answer to a long time wrong assumption of a psychological reference has to do with the game they don't look like no f****** candy bar I ever saw

candy bar by AlliedApe July 22, 2021

Candy Bar Theory 

Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy

I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.

Candy Bar Theory by MarshalJD September 1, 2009