Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
by poop2019 February 13, 2012
After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.
by furstrules February 16, 2013
Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*
by Adios Bitchachos May 31, 2015
by G.G. February 14, 2008
Usually the day after Halloween, individuals who have overindulged in holiday sweets experience a crash. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Nausea
-Diarrhea
-Vomiting
-Headache
-Desire to murder alarm clock
-Nausea
-Diarrhea
-Vomiting
-Headache
-Desire to murder alarm clock
Bob: Where's Steve?
Jim: Chillax, he's probably just got a mad candy hangover.
Bob: What the fuck, is he 8 years old?
Jim: Chillax, he's probably just got a mad candy hangover.
Bob: What the fuck, is he 8 years old?
by FL910 November 1, 2009
by juggaloo July 4, 2016