After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.
You post:
First!
The replies quickly follow:
-
Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!
OR...
You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:
First!
Sadly for you, as you were typing, the
true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own
pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...
- Failed firstie, you sad
twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!