calm your farm 

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

Fred- OMFG I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE..
George- calm your farm!

calm your farm by Hektic<3 February 21, 2009

calm your farm 

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

calm your farm by goofcakes May 24, 2024

calm your farm, eat a sandwich 

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

calm your farm, eat a sandwich by the J to the o May 14, 2011

i'll calm your farm 

a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...

fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"

i'll calm your farm by cool dude1 November 6, 2011

Calm Your Fucking Farm 

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

/OR
When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

/OR
When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

Calm Your Fucking Farm by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019