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callum wallis 

a lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. he has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. he watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob
wow ur just as bent as callum wallis’ fingers 😂
callum wallis by okden April 11, 2020
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Callum Wallis 

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf
your being a callum wallis
Callum Wallis by okden April 11, 2020

Callum wallis 

A lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. He has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. Make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. He watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob
Bro, your as bent as Callum Wallis's fingers
Callum wallis by okden April 11, 2020

Callum wallis 

Callum Wallis is a lanky teenage boy who is very horny and watches too much porn. He gets grumpy extremely easy and thinks he is always right
woah your being a callum wallis right now
Callum wallis by okden April 11, 2020

Callum Wollis 

Callum Wollis is a strong male. If u are referred to as a Callum Wollis, you should be blessed
Me :Your Such a Callum Wollis

You : Thx
Callum Wollis by Lava21 December 18, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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