Callula 

Callula is a beautiful girl with long ginger hair that is as bright as 1000 stars. Her stature is tall and muscular, at least six feet. Her sexiness exudes out of her pores, to be perspired on by her would be but a blessing. Truly a great friend, but even a better lover. When you stare into her eyes, you see a never ending lake of warmth as if your staring into the gates of heaven itself. Her voice is like summer rain; gentle, warm and all the more welcoming.

Serena: Callula is not just a person, but a place... a whole world. You know those people you swear you could just live in.

Chloe: I totally get it, I long to hear her heartbeat against my ear as I lay on her ample bosom.
-Callula Enters-
Callula: Hey, what are you cuties chatting about
Serena and Chloe in unison: NOTHING.

Callula by For_sure May 14, 2020

Callula 

A very pretty name for a girl

Hey look over there, that girl is Beautiful.
She must be called Callula

Callula by Joely Boy July 27, 2009

Callula 

Callula is a mixed girl of different races. People may call her pretty but they are lying because she is Popular Pretty not Boy Pretty. She can be fun to be around but be sure to watch out as you may think she is trustworthy, but she will tell your secrets to her closest friends…A tip would be to not tell her your secrets. Have fun with Callula

A: Hey have you seen Callula?
B: Who? The big mouth popular girl?
A: Yeah Callula.

Callula by foodluv17 February 3, 2024

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Cellular Paranoia 

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.

Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.

Cellular Paranoia by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009

Carpal Cellular Syndrome 

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.

Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!

Carpal Cellular Syndrome by Out my name February 8, 2017

Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis 

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.

I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.

Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008