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Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

Susan Collins 

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
Susan Collins by RogerBauman October 5, 2018

Jack Collins 

jack collins is typically referred to as being a ladies man and wants to dog the boys every weekend
thinks he knows all when he doesnt, commonly has a girlfriend for less than a month and very jealous
"Hey Jack collins, wanna hang out?"

"nah i cant im busy"
"oh wow dog the boys why dont ya"
Jack Collins by michael forwick September 22, 2019

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

Misha Collins 

An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.
Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!

calling uncle earl 

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017