Calisto

a nice handsome person, maybe named after Jupiter's moon Callisto.
usually nice and never wanting to hurt anyone else

girl1: hey look it's calisto omg omg!
girl2:he's mine, move!

by anonymous (: April 18, 2008

Calisto

An amazing nice person who will always have your back and will be one of your best friends.

Omfg it's calisto give him to me
No he's bloody mine

by Onymoussßsssss November 4, 2020

Calisto

Brazilian/ Portuguese surname deriving from Flamenco (Brazil) or Madeira (Portugal). Male persons carrying this surname are renoun for having small penises. Usually son of a DJ

Look, it’s deeejayyy calistooooo

by Dusty1001 October 22, 2017

calistos

The method of playing any fantasy sports game whereby you are not allowed to make any substitutions.

I played Gav fantasy Indian Soccer League calistos style and won a bunny chow.

by Adam Jakes July 2, 2018

Calisto Yew

Calisto Yew is an ace attorney investigations character, she is the most irritaing fuckhead defense attorney ever, and is the true killer of the case she is in.

Person 1: God, you are such a Calisto Yew.
Person 2: What? I absolutely hate Calisto Yew, She is my most hated character in Ace Attorney Investigations!

by chumtoad. May 6, 2020