When someone kisses so much ass, the world around them seems non-existant.
When JJ Houle is around is girlfriend, he is a cake-eater.
by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004
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One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.
Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."
by Non Cake Eater May 16, 2009
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A person who does not partake in the ingestion of marijuana.
Not necessarily a bad thing of course.
"You smoke weed?"
"So you're a cake eater."
by Andre_ December 18, 2005
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noun. 1. Someone who is easily amused and/or entertained. 2. A gullible individual. 3. To pull the wool over someone's head.
What a Cake Eater! He actually believes Iraq had weapons of Mass destruction.
by Not a cake eater November 09, 2007
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one who carries on at least one adulterous to his or her primary relationship with no plans to end either relationship; from the expression "to have one's cake and eat it, too" referring to someone wanting to have something both ways
Jane is being such a cake eater, but sooner or later she's going to slip up and get dumped by both of her lovers.
by somervillain April 28, 2008
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A slang term for an over weight or obese person. Looking as though his/her has eaten more then his/her fare share of cake.

Additions can be made to it to make it sound more awesome.
by DR. Rapp May 06, 2008
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