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9.5 cake eater 

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

9.5 cake eater by udcakeeater June 10, 2011