CAK

Short for 'Crunk Ass Kid'

Did you just see what CAK did? That Coy is the crunkest of all the kids I know.

by CAK's Dad March 1, 2017

cak

Alternate pronunciation of "cock", the male sex organ. Used as a slang term.

Guy: "I'd like to take my cak and slap her across the face."
Guy's friends: "hahahaha"

by Firemaneric April 18, 2006

cak

slang for penis.

"my cak is hanging out of my pants."

by Hakins March 31, 2004

Cak

A new-age, ever-popular growing, slang way to say cock. Also pronounced with a "y" sound preceding the A.

It is a well known fact that everyone on earth is a cak except for Craig.

by CDBek September 5, 2003

Cak

A huge giant monster penis.

Have you seen Matt's huge cak, I have to take an elevator to the top just to fuck him!

by MattyDaddy May 27, 2003

Cak

Multiple Dick's; 2 or more Penises.

That chick just seriously took some serious Cak!

by CameronlikesCak April 23, 2010

cak.

Slang for the following:
1.) A bit of poo/excrement
2.) Something deemed to be rubbish, inferior or just shit...

1.)..."Have you seen that cat, i'm sure it just had a cak in your flower bed." ..."Hey, is that cak on your shoe; smells like cak, looks like cak....must be some cak."

2.) "Hey, (whoever) you do talk such cak!!"....."Have you seen that film insert own film it was just complete cak!"

by casperohill78 January 26, 2017