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Usually a blond girl that is very skinny and athletic. Also usually cagnei's have no ass. She will at first seen very innocent but is easily influenced by people and will turn out very bad once you get to know her. She's usually into Hispanic guys. She can also be so crazy that some people may think she is mentally insane. She might also be lesbian.
"Wow look at that flat ass. She must be a cagnei"
cagnei by Robertogangsta October 9, 2017
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A vagina you can't get out of. Ever.
Hannah's vagina wasn't just a vagina, it was a cageina. Once you penetrate, there's no going back.

"....so I climbed in there and I just could get out! I was trapped in her cageina!"
Cageina by MuchLikeHavingASit April 24, 2010
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Someone who is uber smart. Smarter than a Genious
Susan Thayer is a cagenious.
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james cagney 

James Cagney was one of the greatest film gangsters of all time, as well as a song and dance man. He starred in such classics as "White Heat", "Angels with Dirty Faces", "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "Public Enemy".
"Did you see White Heat starring James Cagney? 'Top of the world ma!'"
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An indifferent person, somebody with many special traits. And is very unique, in a good way.
Wow, that guy really made a difference in my life. What a cagney.
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Cageing It

A derivative of 'Phoned It In', 'Cageing It' is when an actor gives the most outlandish and ridiculously over the top performance possible; generally under the assumption that the film they're starring in is going to be terrible regardless of what they do (and they hate themselves a little for even being in it), and that the director is unwilling or unable to stop them from doing whatever they want.

Named for the over the top performances typified by Nicolas Cage.
Did you see Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending? Totally Cageing it.

What was with Michael Sheen at the end of Twilight? He was definitely Cageing It. That dude just didn't give a fuck.
Cageing It by Val_Killmore February 27, 2015

Alexander Carneiro 

Some guy who makes YouTube videos for a living. Has his own website, www.officiallymrstud.com. Known to have a shitty, tragic life but always manages to hide it with jokes, laughs, and his outgoing personality. Some middle school students are known for making extreme rumors about Alex in the past, ex. being a rapist or a pedophile. Alexander Carneiro loves making people laugh with his videos and hopes to someday become famous. You can find a lot about Alex by searching his name in many search-bars like Google. Alexander Carneiro goes by the nickname of MrStud which he got from middle school when the teachers would address him by that name. Alexander Carneiro and Andy Milonakis have been caught arguing via Stickam some years ago. Alexander Carneiro has released a YouTube video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" many years back which currently has about two million views. Alexander Carneiro is known to flirt with many random girls as a cure for his boredness.
Izzy: Wow, this Bloody Mary video is gay. Who is this kid?
Alex: Hi, I'm Alex.
Izzy: If you haven't been killed yet, do think you could let me do it? Like, I'd love to try and gain the last 35 secs you stole from my life!

Nikki: Ew, that kid is such a creep.
Jessica: Oh, that's just Alexander Carneiro.

(Friend requests cute female)
Jennifer: Uhm, do I know you?
Alex: Unfortunately you don't, but I'm Alexander Carneiro and I was just wondering if I could have it back?
Jennifer: Have what back?
Alex: My eye.
Jennifer: Wow, what a creeper!
Alex:
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