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Cade's are the loves of everyone's lives. Once SHE is your friend you are stuck with her but honestly you won't ever want to spend time with anyone else. She is the most beautiful girl in the world to everyone that's willing to notice and puts a smile on everyone she walks past. Even tho she is sweet as fuck she is known to be a hardcore bad ass and all the Cade's out there prolly have nic addictions by the age of 14 no cap. If you are the friend of a Cade congratulations you are the luckiest person alive. You are always down to party together and often wake up laughing in her bed, how did u get there... u prolly can't remember, but are u complaining, fuck no! You can't look at her for 5 seconds without laughing and she is honeslty the only person u will ever need. She knows exactly what to say and do and if Cade gives u advice i advise you to always listen. Even though her One Direction obsession is slightly concerning you are able to overlook it for this babe, she infects you with her obsessions untill ur almost more obseesed than she is. Her snapchat my eyes only should be made into a movie and her life's a pintrest board. If u have a Cade in your life never let her go!
no one:
absolutely no one:
cade: i radiate big dick energy

love cadey cade cado cadie cade <3
cade <3 by ifyallsayso June 1, 2020
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