cabbage or "cab"

means you are a dork or stupid like a monkeyass

stop being cabbage

by hawaii 5-o March 18, 2003

cabbager

cabbager is a burger with cabbage in it therefore any burger can be a cabbager

Did you know that burgers with cabbage are cabbagers?
ill make a cabbager

by JUSTscrewdriver December 17, 2020

Cabbager

The Korean equivalent to a "Ricer". Defined by modifying an import car (In this case one from Korea) with often distasteful and mostly useless modifications. Some if these modifications include large wings/spoilers, "aerodynamic upgrades" held on by automotive tape, fake hood scoops, and other non-functional accessories often purchased at Auto-zone or on Amazon/Wish.

Person One: "Hey man did you see (Person Three)'s new modded Hyundai Elantra?"

Person two: "You mean that piece of shit with the stupid wing that provides no downforce because it's FWD, yeah. Man's a total cabbager."

by Danfitz7 September 20, 2020