by jgcskd December 17, 2017
Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:
As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)
*DONE*
As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)
*DONE*
by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010
/'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 5, 2017
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 8, 2023