C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:) better known as COCK AND BALL TORTURE EXTREME >:) is a ritual performed by a gang of jaquari (the plural of jaquarius) where it is the most painful or relieving form of masturbationever and everyman wants this device in his back yard
charles: hey chad wan come to my backyard to get on so C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)
Chad: OMG YES GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE I WOULD LOVE TO EXPIERINCE THAT
A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.