1. C and B stands for Cock and Balls; derived from Adam Sandler's comedy.

2. To C and B a female means to have sex with her.
My new girlfriend came over last night and I gave her the C and B pretty good.
by Marinoman October 20, 2004
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Crash and Burn. To completely fail at whatever it is that you were tryin' to do.
Nate: Did you talk to those fine ass females, dude?

Julian: Yeah man, but it was a c and b. I asked for thier numbers, and they stole my phone and my wallet.
by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008
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C A B is short for Cunt Ass Bitch, easily used when out in public or "little" ears are present.
Example: Did you just see that C A B cut me off!?!

Sara is being such a C A B lately, you know what her deal is?
by Allie48823 January 4, 2006
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C - cock
A - Ass
B - Balls

What your chin , neck ,upper and lower lip, nose, hair, hands, pillows, sheets, toys..... smell like after a marathon ass licking fuck session. Yum !!!!
"Damn" You think to yourself That is the best C A B ride I have ever been on.
by Kimberstar6 September 8, 2013
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Phrase commonly used by Stocks in Con. Issues to mean something strange, mysterious and perhaps sexual.
RING* RING* "HEllo." "C and B dude C and B"
by INCUFAN March 8, 2004
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1.{Jessie is commenting on Susie's picture online}
This pic is so adorable. c/b and tell me how your doing.

2.{Allison is sending Jody a message online}
I'm sorry I had to hang up on you. My cell ran out of battery. Please c/b in 5 minutes.

by Jody vdw July 3, 2006
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